After reading the New York Times articles from last week about the unaffair and today about the unqualification, I thought I'd take a crack at breaking their story for next week that combines these two elements. My apologies up front.
After two weeks of assaults by various people regarding his fidelity to his marriage and whether he is qualified under the Constitution to be President, John McCain found another trouble at his doorstep this week. Sources have told the New York Times that McCain's mother Roberta had an "interesting" relationship with a Panamanian busboy during her time in the Canal Zone with her husband.
According to the sources, John McCain, Jr. (alleged father of Sen. McCain) and Roberta McCain would often have meals at the Officers' Club on base. When McCain, Jr. would be called away from the Club for business, Mrs. McCain would often be seen having "friendly" conversations with the Panamanian busboy who routinely worked her table. Said one source, "You just rarely saw the wives of officers be so friendly with the natives. Looking back at it, it makes you wonder just what was going on." Said another source, "Roberta was always friendly, so I never thought anything of it." But that same source said that Mrs. McCain never denied the existence of an inappropriate relationship with the busboy.
While Sen. McCain bears little in the way of Latin features, there is no doubt that his fiery temper bears a striking similarity to that shown by a number of Latinos. "You just don't see the average white guy get so testy," said Columbia University Prof U. R. Huami. "One certainly has to wonder just whose blood is running through his veins."
When asked about the relationship, Roberta McCain said, "Go to hell.", never fully addressing the allegation and leading more people to question whether there was indeed an inappropriate relationship.
Sen McCain, when asked whether he would exhume the body of his deceased father of 27 years to attempt to get DNA evidence that would lay this story to rest said, "If we pull him out of his grave, I'm putting you in it." Once again, the refusal to address this issue head on, combined with his adamant refusal to admit to an affair that many believe happened, have left the McCain campaign reeling.