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Both of those are great, Kevin.

:-)

***WARNING***

Someone will find this comic offensive and it certainly is not funny, thought provoking maybe, but not funny.

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Heh.

That cartoon is only true because the GOP left the bride labeled "spending cuts" at the altar.

Have you been following the Democratic presidential race? It's crazy, isn't it. I mean it goes on and on and on, and now Hillary has the big comeback win in Pennsylvania, getting a little cocky, big mistake getting a little cocky. She's now saying that if she gets that 3 am phone call she's gonna let it go to voicemail.

How 'bout that John McCain, you like John McCain? I like John McCain. He looks like a guy who goes grocery shopping and yells at the bagboy, 'Put the eggs on top. Hey, hey junior, put the eggs on top.' He looks like a guy who still calls the TV the 'Idiot Box.' ... He looks like a guy you take shopping and have to yell into the changing room, 'Everything alright in there, pop?'

This race is just going on and on and on. The Democratic battle for the presidential nomination will continue now for the next six years I believe. Yeah, that's what they're saying now, and after the Pennsylvania primary, Barack Obama has kind of resigned himself to a prolonged and potentially ugly battle with Hillary Clinton. After hearing this, Bill Clinton said, 'Join the Club.'

Barack Obama, he said one of the problems is he needs to attract older voters, and he says he's going to work hard to prove that he understands them. And I think he means it because today Barack ate dinner at three in the afternoon.

Well, after that long, drawn-out primary in PA the choices are still the same. You've got McCain, Obama and Clinton. Or to use their pro-wrestler names The Geezer, The Pleaser and the Freezer, ladies and gentlemen.

The primary race is dragging on and on and on. But the Democrats are trying to put a good face on it, they're confident, they say now, absolutely they will have a nominee for president by McCain's second year in office.