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Posted April 17th, 2008 at 10:57 PM by Joan Dykstra
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On April 18th, 2008 at 08:47 AM, IlliniPundit said:
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On April 18th, 2008 at 09:39 AM, redstatewannabe said:

IP, you are a true tech geek :-)

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On April 18th, 2008 at 12:40 PM, Glock21 said:

"A stiff drink. A little mascara. A lot of nerve.
Who said they couldn't bring down the Obama Campaign?"

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Glock21 Op/Ed

On April 19th, 2008 at 08:38 PM, Joan Dykstra said:

 

 

On April 20th, 2008 at 08:41 PM, Late Nighter (not verified) said:

Happy birthday to the pope. 81 years old today. You know what's amazing? Think about this. The pope is younger than Hugh Hefner

And coincidentally, today is the pope's 81st birthday. Isn't that remarkable? 81st birthday, yeah. President Bush greeted the pope, and he knew it was his birthday, so he gave him a gift card to Big and Tall Hats.

Did you see the pope's plane land yesterday? I think it's called, was it 'Shepherd One'? Is that the name of the pope's plane? 'Shepherd One'? And he's also German, isn't he? ... So that would make it 'German Shepherd One.'

A big debate earlier tonight in Philadelphia between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. So we'll finally find out if it's a City of Brotherly Love, or if they're going to go with the old white lady.

According to the latest Gallup poll, Barack Obama has the largest lead of the year so far over Hillary. He's up by 11%. Yeah. You thought Hillary was drinking before. Well, now she's really knocking 'em back.

Earlier tonight, there was another debate. It was Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton debating. And they've been doing this now a year and a half, and Hillary, honestly, is getting a little desperate. So before the debate, she sneaks over to Barack Obama's podium, honest to God, and buries a Michael Dukakis jersey.

The pope is in the United States. Flew in to Washington, DC. Hillary Clinton declined to meet pope at the airport. You know, she was worried about sniper fire.